Pathetic PETA trying to milk autism misery
Joe McCarthy may have been crazy... he may have been a blowhard... he may even have even been an alcoholic.
But that doesn't mean America's most famous commie hunter was wrong. He just didn't know where to look.
Because there's a group of communists polishing their hammers and sickles all across America today. Our cities and towns are infested with a group of anti-American socialists who want to control what you think and even what you eat.
And you better believe they're not above fooling you with phony science if it furthers their far-left agenda.
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) -- which ought to stand for Pathetic Egomaniac Turkey Activists -- has just launched a propaganda campaign right out of Stalin's playbook.
Believe it or not, they're trying to claim drinking milk causes autism.
And like all serious scientific undertakings, they're not spreading their "research" through respected, peer-reviewed journals -- they're turning to billboards and brochures.
Forget "Got milk?" Try "Got crazy?" for these guys.
I've been telling you for years that you're more likely to find fairies and goblins at a PETA meeting than a single hippy activist with a high IQ. But I'm more convinced than ever that this sham outfit is churning out morons who ought to have America's education system hanging its head in shame.
These cow worshipers don't like to let facts get in the way of a good sob story, but the truth is per capita milk consumption in America has decreased almost every year since 1975. We're drinking 25% less milk than we were 40 years ago -- and with the pasteurized, homogenized swill they're selling in supermarkets, who could blame us?
But during just the past 15 years, the autism rate in America has more than DOUBLED! And if you'd like for PETA to explain how we're fighting MORE autism while drinking LESS milk, you can probably find one of their reps singing "Kumbaya" to chickens in a local hen house.
There's only one number these vegan Nazis care about -- four. That's the number of teats on a dairy cow, and they don't want you touching any of them.
This PETA nonsense isn't about science and it doesn't have a darned thing to do with your health -- this is about a bunch of brainwashed activists who left the real world so long ago they're practically running around with alien probes up their backsides. If you need proof, check out their vomit-inducing vegan-powered sex campaign.
I've told you before, the wackos at PETA would rather see you dead than subject a dumb dairy cow to the pain and humiliation of a simple milking. It's time to put these crazies in the nuthouse where they belong, and pour yourself a nice, tall glass of healthy raw milk.
And let PETA cry about it until the cows come home.