1. Sham PETA "research" links milk to autism

    Pathetic PETA trying to milk autism misery

    Joe McCarthy may have been crazy... he may have been a blowhard... he may even have even been an alcoholic.

    But that doesn't mean America's most famous commie hunter was wrong. He just didn't know where to look.

    Because there's a group of communists polishing their hammers and sickles all across America today. Our cities and towns are infested with a group of anti-American socialists who want to control what you think and even what you eat.

    And you better believe they're not above fooling you with phony science if it furthers their far-left agenda.

    The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) -- which ought to stand for Pathetic Egomaniac Turkey Activists -- has just launched a propaganda campaign right out of Stalin's playbook.

    Believe it or not, they're trying to claim drinking milk causes autism.

    And like all serious scientific undertakings, they're not spreading their "research" through respected, peer-reviewed journals -- they're turning to billboards and brochures.

    Forget "Got milk?" Try "Got crazy?" for these guys.

    I've been telling you for years that you're more likely to find fairies and goblins at a PETA meeting than a single hippy activist with a high IQ. But I'm more convinced than ever that this sham outfit is churning out morons who ought to have America's education system hanging its head in shame.

    These cow worshipers don't like to let facts get in the way of a good sob story, but the truth is per capita milk consumption in America has decreased almost every year since 1975. We're drinking 25% less milk than we were 40 years ago -- and with the pasteurized, homogenized swill they're selling in supermarkets, who could blame us?

    But during just the past 15 years, the autism rate in America has more than DOUBLED! And if you'd like for PETA to explain how we're fighting MORE autism while drinking LESS milk, you can probably find one of their reps singing "Kumbaya" to chickens in a local hen house.

    There's only one number these vegan Nazis care about -- four. That's the number of teats on a dairy cow, and they don't want you touching any of them.

    This PETA nonsense isn't about science and it doesn't have a darned thing to do with your health -- this is about a bunch of brainwashed activists who left the real world so long ago they're practically running around with alien probes up their backsides. If you need proof, check out their vomit-inducing vegan-powered sex campaign.

    I've told you before, the wackos at PETA would rather see you dead than subject a dumb dairy cow to the pain and humiliation of a simple milking. It's time to put these crazies in the nuthouse where they belong, and pour yourself a nice, tall glass of healthy raw milk.

    And let PETA cry about it until the cows come home.

  2. "Mostly vegan" researcher backs study attacking meat

    Sham vegan study is full of beans

    Maybe it's because I'm not a billy goat -- but there's a real limit to how much garbage I can swallow.

    And whenever I hear these preachy vegetarians in their organic hemp togas arguing that their movement is about "love," I can taste the vomit in my throat.

    Oh, they love the cows... and pigs... and even Mother Earth. But you'd better believe they don't give a hoot about you. Because a new study proves what I've been telling you for years -- these nutjobs would rather see you STARVE than fill your belly with a delicious steak.

    Meat-hating hippies were practically throwing a parade in Times Square when a new study claimed that folks who eat too much animal protein could be shortening their lives. CBS picked up the story... so did the Today show and UPI... the coverage reached all the way to Australia!

    And every one of these incompetent pseudo-journalists owes you an apology, because they were taken for the ride of their lives.

    The one thing NONE of these news agencies reported... and that he apparently wasn't in any great hurry to reveal himself... is that the study's lead author, Dr. Valter Longo, is a card-carrying member of the Cauliflower Crew.

    Our Big Brother media ran hog wild with a story fed to them by a "mostly vegan" researcher telling you not to eat meat.

    I got my AARP card so long ago it was printed on parchment by Benedictine monks, but it took me three minutes online to discover that Dr. Longo practices a mostly vegan diet. And you can be darned sure that every reporter out there discovered the same information I did -- they just chose to hide it from you.

    And there was plenty of other evidence that Dr. Longo's nutrition advice is a one-way ticket to an early grave. He actually recommends starvation diets to cancer patients, and then has the nerve to turn around and claim a pork chop is going to kill you. When you recommend starving over protein, it's not science -- it's politically motivated quackery.

    If you fellas out there want to grow a firm set of bosoms, I can't recommend Dr. Longo's vegan soy diet strongly enough. The foods are so loaded with estrogen, you'll be joining a sewing circle and sipping Starbucks in your yoga pants in no time.

    But the truth is, from the moment you turn 50, you're losing about 2% of your muscle mass a year, and a diet rich in animal fat is the best weapon you have. You won't just look better in the mirror -- you can protect yourself from dangerous falls.

    It's time you tune out those veggie-obsessed fools forever. Their movement's not about love and it's sure not about your health. It's about politics, plain and simple.

  3. Low-iron vegetarian diet could lead to deadly stroke

    Looks like the half-baked vegetarians have gotten themselves into another sticky situation. Their low-iron diet forces platelets to clump together and could cause fatal strokes.
  4. Researchers find that we can smell dietary fat in food

    Those vegan meat haters are looking to get your nose out of joint -- literally! Researchers say they may be on the verge of using phony scents to trick you into eating less of the meat and dietary fat you need to keep your brain sharp, ward off heart disease, and control your weight.
  5. Dangers of vegetarian and vegan diets

    Vegetarian and vegan diets aren't healthy. They're actually proven to cause everything from heart disease to an early death.
  6. Vegan author tries to manipulate kids into unhealthy lifestyle

    A new children's book on animals is a thinly veiled attempt to manipulate their emotions and turn them into unhealthy vegans.
  7. Sex, lies and... celery?

    The fastest way to ruin your sex life is with a vegan diet, and that's the truth. But the bunny-huggers at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals want you to believe that beans, sprouts, and soy will turn you into some kind of sexual superhero.
  8. The real secret to a super-charged brain

    Next time some holier-than-thou vegan starts blabbering about how man wasn't designed to eat meat, ask him if he knows what powers the human brain.
  9. Bill Clinton's deadly new outlook

    After a series of heart scares over the years, formerly tubby former president Bill Clinton now says he's pledging allegiance to a strict vegan diet. ... And if he manages to (mostly) stick to his newfound vegan faith, those cheating moments with seafood might be the only things that keep him alive -- because as I've told you before, this isn't a healthy lifestyle.
  10. Vegan diet ups heart risk

    The analysis of dozens of studies published over the past 30 years found that vegans miss out on iron, zinc, vitamin B12 and omega-3 fatty acids.

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