Vegan vipers preying on the poor
He may have a hairdo like a wad of cotton candy. And he has two overused lips where a giant zipper should be.
But there's a darned good reason folks like Donald Trump don't belong to cults. Because if you have a job and two nickels to rub together those brainwashing boobs don't want anything to do with you.
And right now, one of America's most pathetic, self-promoting cults is rolling out a recruitment campaign that would have given Charles Manson diarrhea bellyache. They have their sights set on some of America's poorest citizens and we're going to need body bags by the time this reign of health terror is over.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) -- the deadliest cult since Jim Jones led a pack of sorry sacks into the jungle -- is promising to pay the water bills of poor Detroit residents.
And all they have to do is spend 30 days on a health-destroying vegan diet.
At least one Detroit woman has sold out her health to get a $147 overdue water bill paid -- and the leaf-lovers at PETA even sent her a 30-day starter kit that was likely loaded up with disgusting soy steaks and tofu turkey.
But in a city with an unemployment rate of nearly 15%, you can bet there will be other takers. And let's face it -- that's EXACTLY why PETA picked Detroit.
Yes, the same con artists who have the NERVE to include "ethical" in their names are BLACKMAILING America's poorest citizens into trying a killer, nonsense diet. And it's because these granola grinders may care about treating animals ethically -- but they sure don't give a whip about you.
Vegan diets aren't just politically correct nonsense run amok -- they're downright deadly. Veganism can lead to hardened arteries, heart disease, and even pancreatic cancer! Don't believe me? Just ask former Apple founder -- and current cadaver -- Steve Jobs.
Plus vegan diets will have you limping through your days like a listless sloth with a tranquilizer dart sticking out of his behind!
Instead of helping America's poor, the folks at PETA are only interested in brainwashing them.
If you live in Detroit, go ahead and take the pledge so you can get your water turned back on. Then, when your PETA starter kit arrives, do the one thing that could save your life.
Flush that poison right down the toilet.