Are you making a monkey out of your Tarzan in the sack?
You just wrapped up a roll in the hay with your main squeeze, and you don't deserve a glass of water -- you deserve an Academy Award!
The panting... the moaning... the screaming -- you put on a show that would have had Marlon Brando shouting "Bravo!" from the rafters.
And maybe you woke the neighbors. Maybe your dog is even crouching, frightened under the bed. But let me give it to your straight -- you didn't fool anyone.
A new Canadian study has proven that despite all your efforts to help your hubby feel like Tarzan in the sack, you're really just making a monkey out of him. Researchers interviewed 84 couples and found that, despite the theatrics, they all knew EXACTLY how much pleasure their partner was getting out of their love-making.
For better or worse.
Listen, when you've been with your partner for a while, it's easy to get into a sexual rut. What used to be a marathon of pleasure is now a fumbling, five-minute sprint.
If your lover isn't exactly pressing the right buttons any more, stop giving him kudos he doesn't deserve -- and give him a book instead. There are dozens to choose from online. (Couples around the world have been using my book Joy of Mature Sex... available on Amazon... for years to enjoy the kind of toe-curling sex you haven't felt since you were a teen in the back of a Chevy!)
You can't lie your way to better sex. Open up the lines of communication with your hubby, and start your own private two-person book club. Then the next time you rattle the dishes with one of your screams, your hubby won't just feel like a tiger -- he'll KNOW you meant it.