PETA

  1. Sham PETA "research" links milk to autism

    Pathetic PETA trying to milk autism misery

    Joe McCarthy may have been crazy... he may have been a blowhard... he may even have even been an alcoholic.

    But that doesn't mean America's most famous commie hunter was wrong. He just didn't know where to look.

    Because there's a group of communists polishing their hammers and sickles all across America today. Our cities and towns are infested with a group of anti-American socialists who want to control what you think and even what you eat.

    And you better believe they're not above fooling you with phony science if it furthers their far-left agenda.

    The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) -- which ought to stand for Pathetic Egomaniac Turkey Activists -- has just launched a propaganda campaign right out of Stalin's playbook.

    Believe it or not, they're trying to claim drinking milk causes autism.

    And like all serious scientific undertakings, they're not spreading their "research" through respected, peer-reviewed journals -- they're turning to billboards and brochures.

    Forget "Got milk?" Try "Got crazy?" for these guys.

    I've been telling you for years that you're more likely to find fairies and goblins at a PETA meeting than a single hippy activist with a high IQ. But I'm more convinced than ever that this sham outfit is churning out morons who ought to have America's education system hanging its head in shame.

    These cow worshipers don't like to let facts get in the way of a good sob story, but the truth is per capita milk consumption in America has decreased almost every year since 1975. We're drinking 25% less milk than we were 40 years ago -- and with the pasteurized, homogenized swill they're selling in supermarkets, who could blame us?

    But during just the past 15 years, the autism rate in America has more than DOUBLED! And if you'd like for PETA to explain how we're fighting MORE autism while drinking LESS milk, you can probably find one of their reps singing "Kumbaya" to chickens in a local hen house.

    There's only one number these vegan Nazis care about -- four. That's the number of teats on a dairy cow, and they don't want you touching any of them.

    This PETA nonsense isn't about science and it doesn't have a darned thing to do with your health -- this is about a bunch of brainwashed activists who left the real world so long ago they're practically running around with alien probes up their backsides. If you need proof, check out their vomit-inducing vegan-powered sex campaign.

    I've told you before, the wackos at PETA would rather see you dead than subject a dumb dairy cow to the pain and humiliation of a simple milking. It's time to put these crazies in the nuthouse where they belong, and pour yourself a nice, tall glass of healthy raw milk.

    And let PETA cry about it until the cows come home.

  2. Sex, lies and... celery?

    The myth of vegan-powered sex

    The fastest way to ruin your sex life is with a vegan diet, and that's the truth. But the bunny-huggers at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals want you to believe that beans, sprouts, and soy will turn you into some kind of sexual superhero.

    PUH-leaze!

    The vegan diet has absolutely NONE of the nutrients the human body needs for a healthy libido. Yet in a new online ad campaign, PETA shows a young woman with a neck injury caused by a vegan boyfriend who put her head through a wall during their celery-powered sex session.

    The video has gone "viral," meaning it's been seen by millions of people on the Internet. But if this is what passes for "viral," stand back -- because you don't want to risk being infected by this one.

    The human libido -- especially the male libido -- is powered by protein, which is almost completely absent from the vegan diet. That's why most veg-heads get their protein from buckets of soy-based supplements, along with the usual chunks of tofu and soyburgers.

    Just one problem: Soy is actually a plant version of estrogen. It's such a good clone of human estrogen that the body actually thinks it's getting a hormone boost with every bite.

    You know what too much estrogen will do to a man, right?

    The PETA commercial claims a man who goes vegan will "bring it like a tantric porn star." In reality, all that estrogen means he's more likely to "bring it" like Liberace.

    But besides protein, another great libido-booster is zinc -- and the best sources of it are all decidedly un-vegan, especially oysters and liver.

    But forget for a minute the absurdity of the "vegans make sex dynamos" claim... because vegan or not, any man who puts a woman's head through a wall during sex should be arrested, not celebrated. Does anyone beside me think it's downright sick that the same people who will do whatever they can to protect rats and squirrels advocate sex so violent a women has to get injured?

    If that's what passes for "great vegan sex," count yourself lucky you're not getting any.

  3. Vegan wackos take swipe at hot dogs with alarmist TV ads

    The Cancer Project claims processed meats lead to cancers in their new TV commercial.
  4. Trial and error

    According to a report released by the Department of Health and Human Services, the FDA has ignored the safety of people who let themselves be treated like guinea pigs.
  5. Atkins attacked - again!

    This time, they're bankrolling a Florida man's lawsuit against the Atkins diet for supposedly causing his heart disease after only two months on the plan.

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