1. Sham PETA "research" links milk to autism

    Pathetic PETA trying to milk autism misery

    Joe McCarthy may have been crazy... he may have been a blowhard... he may even have even been an alcoholic.

    But that doesn't mean America's most famous commie hunter was wrong. He just didn't know where to look.

    Because there's a group of communists polishing their hammers and sickles all across America today. Our cities and towns are infested with a group of anti-American socialists who want to control what you think and even what you eat.

    And you better believe they're not above fooling you with phony science if it furthers their far-left agenda.

    The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) -- which ought to stand for Pathetic Egomaniac Turkey Activists -- has just launched a propaganda campaign right out of Stalin's playbook.

    Believe it or not, they're trying to claim drinking milk causes autism.

    And like all serious scientific undertakings, they're not spreading their "research" through respected, peer-reviewed journals -- they're turning to billboards and brochures.

    Forget "Got milk?" Try "Got crazy?" for these guys.

    I've been telling you for years that you're more likely to find fairies and goblins at a PETA meeting than a single hippy activist with a high IQ. But I'm more convinced than ever that this sham outfit is churning out morons who ought to have America's education system hanging its head in shame.

    These cow worshipers don't like to let facts get in the way of a good sob story, but the truth is per capita milk consumption in America has decreased almost every year since 1975. We're drinking 25% less milk than we were 40 years ago -- and with the pasteurized, homogenized swill they're selling in supermarkets, who could blame us?

    But during just the past 15 years, the autism rate in America has more than DOUBLED! And if you'd like for PETA to explain how we're fighting MORE autism while drinking LESS milk, you can probably find one of their reps singing "Kumbaya" to chickens in a local hen house.

    There's only one number these vegan Nazis care about -- four. That's the number of teats on a dairy cow, and they don't want you touching any of them.

    This PETA nonsense isn't about science and it doesn't have a darned thing to do with your health -- this is about a bunch of brainwashed activists who left the real world so long ago they're practically running around with alien probes up their backsides. If you need proof, check out their vomit-inducing vegan-powered sex campaign.

    I've told you before, the wackos at PETA would rather see you dead than subject a dumb dairy cow to the pain and humiliation of a simple milking. It's time to put these crazies in the nuthouse where they belong, and pour yourself a nice, tall glass of healthy raw milk.

    And let PETA cry about it until the cows come home.

  2. The real truth about raw milk's health benefits

    Mainstream's raw milk lies are udder nonsense

    I've been getting the New York Times for years, because you never know when you'll run out of toilet paper.

    If you ever have any doubt that the communists won, just flip to page A1 of the Times. One day they're begging you to support Obama's socialized medical plan like it's your patriotic duty and the next they're railing against your right to puff on a cigar in a public park your tax dollars paid for!

    So I guess I wasn't too surprised when the Times recently decided to tackle a subject near and dear to my heart and your health -- raw milk.

    Listen, I've been drinking raw milk every day of my life, and I'm healthier and stronger than a horse on steroids. And you could be, too.

    Real raw milk is packed with beneficial bacteria and crucial enzymes that aid digestion, fight illness, and could even cure everything from asthma to autism. But all of those life-giving bacteria and enzymes are murdered during pasteurization.

    So you'd think those self-proclaimed journalistic geniuses at the Times would spend some time asking why Big Food rakes in billions each year selling you a product they've intentionally made less healthy. But instead they just regurgitated the same old, tired attacks about how raw milk is a bacterial bomb akin to an anthrax tipped missile.

    They even dragged in some doctor from a second-tier research university who was misinformed enough to actually claim, on the record, that raw milk accounts for "a significant proportion of food borne illnesses in Americans."

    Well, when I heard this, I was alarmed. Because if you can't trust your health to a doc you've never heard of from a lowly-rated research university, who CAN you trust? I was particularly concerned for the folks of Arkansas, which legalized raw milk several months back. Surely by now raw milk had turned the Razorback State into some post-apocalyptic wasteland.

    But then I read this -- in the months since raw milk was legalized, state health officials still haven't linked a SINGLE illness to raw milk. And that makes sense, because earlier research by the Weston A. Price Foundation found that you're 35,000 times more likely to get sick from ANYTHING other than raw milk.

    Heck, a Consumer Reports study found that 97% of supermarket chicken is contaminated with dangerous bacteria, and yet we're supposed to be worried about raw milk!

    Wake up and smell the dollars, friend, because that's all this is about. If enough people start abandoning that pasteurized, watered-down supermarket swill they call milk and start supporting local farmers, the billion-dollar dairy collectives will lose a fortune. So they'll say anything to keep that from happening.

    If you're looking for even more unvarnished facts about raw milk, be sure to pick up a copy of The Raw Truth About Milk. It was written by yours truly, so you know that not only is it a scintillating read, but it's also packed from cover to cover with the real truth. Plus, if it doesn't open your eyes... if you're not rushing to share it with every person you care about... I want you to send it back to me for a full refund.

  3. What's the best type of milk?

    A new study claims organic milk is better than regular milk. But if you're getting your milk at the supermarket, you're getting the wrong stuff.
  4. City cracks down on milk

    San Jose is plotting to ban what it considers "junk" drinks -- including healthy whole milk.
  5. Harvard: Whole milk is better than skim

    Skim milk isn't better than whole milk at all -- and drinking it could actually lead to more hunger and weight gain, according to Harvard researchers.
  6. Nanny State nuggets

    It's the Nanny State gone wild! A North Carolina preschooler was FORCED to eat a shoddy school cafeteria lunch when officials decided the lunch she brought from home didn't meet USDA guidelines.
  7. Why you can't find organic milk

    Get ready for some big-time sticker shock in the supermarket: The price of organic milk is going up, up, up -- and that's if you can even find the stuff.
  8. Drugged up on milk

    If there's anything more tainted than a glass of water, it's store-bought milk.
  9. The raw cure for asthma & allergies

    There's a 100 percent natural way to beat allergies and asthma before they even start -- but of course, it's practically a crime to give it to your kids.
  10. Drugged up on milk

    If there's anything more tainted than a glass of water, it's store-bought milk.

Items 1 to 10 of 13 total