illegal immigrants

Feds practically offering illegals a weekend at the Ritz

Listen, I'm not naïve. I know when today's illegal aliens aim their mother ship at our shores... when they swim and crawl their way across our border... they have their sights set on some California car wash job, and not a weekend at the Ritz.

Well, try telling that to our Big Government saps who never met an illegal immigrant sob story that wouldn't have them crying in their gourmet coffee.

Because these taxpayer-funded fools nearly pulled off one of the craziest ... most UNETHICAL... wastes of your money in our federal government's crooked history.

And you need to find out about it fast, before these morons hatch their next scheme.

Turns out Uncle Sam came within an inch of forking over nearly $4 million in taxpayer cash, and it wasn't to beef up border security to protect your health. It was to set HUNDREDS of illegal immigrant kids up with luxury hotel accommodations!

The U.S. Border Patrol just announced that it was scrapping a plan to spend $3.8 million to buy the luxury Palm Aire Hotel in Texas to house illegal immigrant kids -- and you can bet it would only have been a matter of time before their parents were setting up shop, too.

No, Tom Bodett won't need to leave a light on for these folks, because this isn't some budget Motel 6 we're talking about. The Palm Aire comes decked out with three swimming pools, tennis courts and a Jacuzzi!

The deal may be dead -- but Uncle Sam isn't happy about it. He says public "misinformation" led to the plan's demise.

Excuse me? Apparently, you and I weren't smart enough to understand the nuance of funding turn-down service for illegals while THOUSANDS of American veterans are waiting for medical service from a VA system that claims it's broke!

I don't have anything against folks who enter this country the right way. I welcome them with open arms. Hard-working folks from around the world regularly get this process right and are screened for diseases and other medical conditions that could unleash hell on a community -- just like the scabies hell that illegals are unleashing in Texas right now.

But let me tell you something you'll never hear from Obama and his nanny state excuse-makers. There's a reason illegal immigrants are touring the Rio Grande Valley in the trunks of cars instead of crossing the border at approved checkpoints -- THEY KNOW THEY'RE BREAKING THE LAW! And they don't give a darn if they're exposing you to Third World diseases we've fought like crazy to keep out of America.

But instead of giving these criminals the handcuffs they've earned, we're practically trying to sell their kids timeshares!

If we don't have the guts or the cash to turn illegals away at the border, let's at least start acting with a little common sense.

And stop buying them Turkish bathrobes.

Illegal immigrants are rotten for our economy AND our flesh

You'll find it stamped on police cruisers and badges in every town from New York to New Mexico.

Serve and protect.

It used to be a cop's job to keep you safe from that degenerate standing at your window with a crowbar, or the pickpocket eyeing your purse. But today there's an army of men and women patrolling our borders who will tell you life isn't so simple any more.

That's because today's law enforcement agents are on the front line of a biological war being waged by legions of illegal immigrants who are tunneling and fence-hopping their way to a better life in the good old U.S. of A. And they're not toting their weapons in their hobo sacks full of jeans and ponchos -- it's what they're carrying on (and under) their skin that ought to have you steaming.

Cops and border patrol agents in Southern Texas are coming down with scabies by the dozen after tackling, searching and otherwise contacting would-be illegal immigrants.

These patriots are going home to their families each night with mites literally burrowing into their flesh thanks to a group of entitled CRIMINALS who think they have the right to enter America without permission. And these illegal aliens, these beloved darlings of the liberal media, are about to trigger an outbreak across the entire Southwest.

That's because as many as 15% of the illegal immigrants detained in the Rio Grande Valley have (and are spreading) highly contagious scabies -- and just ONE Texas border patrol station is catching about 1,000 of these thugs a day.

By some estimates, there are 67% more illegal immigrants trying to sneak across the Mexico-US border than there were last year. And why wouldn't they? The word's out that our president and his hipster buddies want to give these scofflaws free education and health care -- and they're sure going to need it, because they're transporting a lot more than scabies.

In fact, the way Obama and pals are throwing around medical care for illegal aliens, I bet thousands of veterans wish they had the bright idea to swim across the Rio Grande. In Phoenix, AT LEAST 40 vets died waiting for VA appointments while the state shelled out $700 million in health care for illegal immigrants.

I've been called insensitive for my "radical" idea that we ship home every illegal immigrant in America and start heavily arming our borders. But it isn't my job to help developing world castoffs find employment -- my job is to keep you safe.

And ILLEGAL immigration is one of the greatest health threats facing America today. Because as any Texas border patrol cop will tell you, illegals aren't just making us feel uncomfortable these days, they're literally making our skin crawl.