Go to sleep, Fatso!
It's a sad and undeniable fact: we are a nation of fat people. And the most disturbing trend in our rapidly waist-expanding nation is the growing problem of childhood obesity. But are today's kids fat because they're lazy, or because they're exhausted?
According to new research in the Journal of Pediatrics, the less sleep third graders get, the more likely they are to be obese by the time they reach sixth grade. And for each additional hour these third graders sleep, those chances are reduced by 40 percent.
Turns out, getting those grandkids in bed early isn't just good for your sanity - it's good for the kids, too.
The truth is, we're not just a fat country - we're an overtired country, too. In today's do- everything, go-go-go, multitasking culture, this study shows that there's a real danger of passing the harmful adult habit of sleep depravation on to our kids. And this could be turning our children into pudgy little dough balls.
Lack of sleep doesn't just run your body down, it confuses the delivery of the hormones that regulate appetite. It's been proven that sleep-deprived adults produce more of the hormone that promotes hunger, and less of the hormone that gives the feeling of fullness. Now we all know that no self-respecting third grader will reach for a handful of almonds when his tummy is growling. So when those little folks get their hormones jumbled, it's no wonder they're at risk for becoming tubby.
Of course, blaming hormones could be a classic case of a clinical study overcomplicating the issue with a lot of high-falutin' medical mumbo jumbo. What they're saying may be true, but let's cut through the blubber and get to the real issue: Kids don't sit inside watching TV and playing video games because they're tired - they're tired (and fat) because they sit inside watching TV and playing video games. They stay up late with their eyes glued to the boob tube with their chubby fists in a bag of chips. Add the hormone connection to the mix, and you have a recipe for fatness.
Still, kids need their sleep. And for third graders, it seems that the optimal amount of sleep is nine hours and forty-five minutes. But the researchers behind this study have had the good sense to point out that a good night's sleep is just one part of the fitness puzzle.
No matter what your age - and no matter what study you read - there's no magic formula to staying fit. Eat less. Move around more. Whether you're three or three hundred.
So the next time the grandkids go to bed, make sure you tuck 'em in early. It's just as important for keeping them fit as throwing out the Twinkies.
Mom gets burned in false cremation case
Here's a little item that I wish we'd gotten in time for the Halloween edition of The Daily Dose: a mother in England cremated the body of her son only to have him turn up alive later that week!
Imagine that - "Hey mom, what's for dinner?"
Naturally, there's a logical explanation - it was a case of mistaken identity. The mother had reported her 37-year-old son missing, and then three days later a body was found in a nearby town. Strangely, the mother formally identified the body as her missing son - though it's hard to say how she made such an egregious mistake.
After an autopsy, the body was cremated. But unbeknownst to the woman, police had actually found her real son - very much alive - living on the streets of another nearby city.
Which of course begs the question: who did they cremate? Well, the local police claim they know who this unfortunate individual is. The mystery that the bungling police haven't solved is why the poor mother wasn't spared the mental anguish of attending her supposed "son's" funeral and cremation when the police department knew the whereabouts (and healthy condition) of her actual son.
To this, the police have only said, "This set of circumstances is clearly distressing and urgent inquiries are ongoing to establish how this happened."
Meanwhile, I'm sure the police department in question is readying itself for a lawsuit from the once aggrieved mother seeking financial damages for pain and suffering - and probably the cost of the funeral!