Nanny state declares war on bake sales!
It used to be you could spot a criminal coming a mile away. You knew that fella ambling down the street with neck tattoos and tattered jeans wasn't there to sell you insurance.
But thanks to the Imperial Obamas and their nanny state nonsense, today's criminals are sporting different duds -- mom jeans and cardigans. And they're not selling drugs or black market guns -- just sugar cookies and banana bread.
Michele Obama (your unelected queen) has our country on the verge of banning an institution as American as apple pie -- school bake sales. Queen Obama is obsessed with making America's kids skinny as rails, and she's the perfect fathead for the job.
The Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act -- you know, the bill Queen Obama stumped for all over America -- is forcing schools everywhere to GUARANTEE their kids are eating healthy. And thanks to the way the bloated bill is written, some school administrators say they'll have to ban -- or significantly restrict -- bake sales and birthday cakes.
That's right -- with crazy kids shooting and stabbing each other in hallways, the Obamas have found the REAL criminals in America's schools. It turns out public enemy number one is a mom or dad raising money for band uniforms.
This isn't a war on obesity -- it's a war on common sense. Most parents don't send their kids to $40,000-a-year private schools like the Obamas. They fund their sports teams and clubs one brownie at a time.
But either way, eating healthy is about personal responsibility and choices -- and these Big Government ninnies still don't understand you can't legislate either.
It's time to get the Obamas out of our kids' lunch pails. Because when you start arguing that a mom selling pecan pie is the reason kids are fat, all you're cooking up is nonsense.