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  1. Longer (and better) living through tobacco

    Decades of anti-tobacco lies go up in smoke

    French may be the language of love, but it's how it's spoken that's gets me hot and bothered -- between long puffs of delicious, sweet-smelling tobacco. The French adore their smokes, and it's a proven fact that the average Parisian gal can sing the national anthem backwards without the cigarette falling out of her mouth.

    That's irresistible to me, but share that opinion with anyone in the American mainstream and they'll have you fitted for a straightjacket faster than you can say "Excusez-moi." That's because these anti-tobacco nutjobs are hell bent on taking their war on smoking global -- and if you want proof, just check out the ridiculous media reaction to a recent report on global smoking rates.

    The World Health Organization released a study on smoking rates by country, and the predictable anti-tobacco media bomb exploded worldwide. These brain dead reporters saved most of their venom for France, where about one-third of adults smoke -- that's about twice the smoking rate in the good old U.S. of A.

    Oh, the outcry! Media outlets around the world blasted the French government for not stepping in, and even wondered if the "rebellious" French have a secret death wish! You would have thought the streets of Bordeaux were littered with the bodies of cancer-stricken mimes, coughing up chunks of baguette into their berets.

    I haven't seen the world so worried about France since the SS were goose stepping through the Arc de Triomphe!

    But here's something those raving reporters forgot to mention, and that the average health nut would rather bite off his own tongue than admit. The French outlive us on average by THREE YEARS! That's right, these French are puffing away like coal-powered freight trains, and their life expectancy is three years longer than ours.

    And that's no anomaly. The U.S. is 35th in the world for life expectancy, and 86% of the countries that outlive us smoke more than we do. That's a FACT, but don't sit around waiting for the brainwashed media to admit it.

    You can fool the media, and you can fool the population -- but you can't fool science and Mother Nature. And the science has shown us again and again that the nicotine in tobacco can help keep your brain sharp and could even help you ward off painful joint surgeries that are often the first step towards the grave for many older folks.

    I've been smoking pure tobacco cigars for years, and I recommend them to anyone who will listen. If you want to keep your body and brain humming along well into your golden years, follow this short prescription, courtesy of the French.

    Puff away, s'il vous plait.

  2. Americans ditching vaccinations in droves

    Breaking up isn't hard to do

    Maybe that Dear John letter was finally delivered. Maybe he noticed we didn't send flowers for Valentine's Day.

    But Uncle Sam seems to have finally gotten the message that when it comes to following his sham health advice -- whether it's his toxic, carb-loaded food pyramid or his penchant for Big Pharma poison pills -- millions of us have left him for good.

    And, friend, he's not taking it well.

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention just released a scathing report whining, complaining, and practically BEGGING American adults to start getting their vaccines again. And it's all because the CDC is finally opening its eyes to a silent revolution that's been occurring all across America for years. I'm talking about folks just like you and me -- folks who are sick of being used as pin cushions to "protect" us from diseases we'll never get --walking away from toxic vaccines for good.

    According to the CDC report, adult vaccination rates for a host of diseases are now lower than a Pygmy limbo stick. Folks are turning away from vaccines for pneumonia, herpes and hepatitis in droves. In fact, only 12% of the adult population made the bad decision to roll up their sleeves for the hepatitis A vaccine in 2012.

    Well, that's progress. But trust me, our nanny state overlords aren't about to take your right to skip vaccination lying down. The CDC is calling for a new public awareness propaganda campaign meant to swindle you into thinking vaccines are the only way to prevent disease.

    The only problem with that logic is that it's utter nonsense -- and the government's own data proves it.

    From 2007-2011, while hepatitis A vaccinations were dropping like a stone, guess what else was happening? America's hepatitis A rate fell by a whopping 60%! You heard that right -- vaccination and infection rates dropped at the exact same time!

    Looks like Uncle Sam has found the cure for hepatitis A and it's skipping the vaccine!

    Let's be honest. The falling vaccination rate is hurting Big Pharma a heck of a lot more than it's hurting us. And that's what this is REALLY about -- drug companies manipulating our government because they're worried they won't recoup the BILLIONS they spent developing vaccines we don't want.

    Well, the next time CDC gets an urge to write a report, maybe it should read the Declaration of Independence first. Because there's a little clause in there promising each of us life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

    As in it's your life, and you have the liberty to choose what you put into your body. And I don't give a damn whether our government is happy about it or not.

  3. CDC guidelines get everything wrong

    The CDC has created a guide to stay healthy without spending much money. Just one problem: It's wrong!
  4. Don’t take this government pledge

    The CDC wants everyone to take a pledge to get a flu shot. But what are you really promising them?
  5. Virginia is for mandates

    Parents have spoken loud and clear: They don't want dangerous HPV vaccinations forced on their daughters. Even the most ardent pro-vaccine moms and dads have been refusing Merck's Gardasil shot, and I say good for them.
  6. The raw truth behind milk 'outbreaks'

    The CDC just won't let up on its raw milk fearmongering -- and now, they've released a study that claims raw milk is behind "most dairy-related outbreaks."
  7. Last desperate push for flu shots

    If you need the flu shot to avoid the flu, how come no one's getting sick?
  8. The double standard on food safety

    When raw milk is even suspected of containing bacteria -- even when no one has been sickened -- the feds trumpet it as proof positive that all fresh dairy everywhere is dangerous. It's pure nonsense, as I just told you.
  9. Shocking rise in arthritis rates

    Obesity won't just make you fat, sick and dead -- it'll also leave you crippled, weak and battling constant pain. We've reached stunning new levels of national feebleness: New numbers show 52 million Americans -- that's nearly a quarter of all adults -- now struggle with arthritis.
  10. A den of disease

    Think your doctor's office is cleaner than a train station restroom? I wouldn't be so sure.

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